May 2011
1 post
“Biting’s excellent. It’s like kissing, only there’s a winner.”
– Idris
April 2011
1 post
“I have always been unable to deny I feel women should wish to get as drunk as...”
– Manolo Follana
March 2011
1 post
“Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.”
– Judge Holden
December 2010
2 posts
“Your stereotypical Norrlänning doesn’t pick mushrooms for recreational...”
– Cactus
“The working class mind is strange and unpredictable.”
– Ty Lookwell
November 2010
2 posts
“You’re not the holy one!! You’re a nothingness that eats people.”
– Nausicaä
“Every day is fine like wine.”
– Meatwad
October 2010
3 posts
“We came here with nothing but our dreams and investment capital.”
– Maurice J. Minnifield
“I demand that everything I like be recognized in tangible ways by groups of...”
– “Cyrus of the Gramercy Riffs”
“You say you are what you do? Who really believes that?”
– Terry Linden
September 2010
5 posts
“It makes me think of that line — you catch more flies with honey than...”
– Bill Murray
“The thought of democracy sends cold shivers up my spine. I mean, flies eat dog...”
– Alan Moore
“Why did no one mention this before? If I’d been told about this at the...”
– Arnold Rimmer
“Anything is a toy if you play with it.”
– Andy Dwyer
“I thought Lenny was a real find but she’s turned out to be a flake, and...”
– Kathy George
August 2010
8 posts
“Are you a Mexican or a Mexican’t?”
– Sheldon Jeffrey Sands
“I feel torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.”
– Lucy van Pelt
“If you’re in the room, you’re not cooler than the room.”
– Noah Berlatsky
“Hey man, I dunno about this death business. Just give me liberty, man....”
– Waldo “D.R.” Dobbs
“Like infants, pop stars are pampered and cradled, adored and doted upon,...”
– Nathan Rabin
“Ayn Rand wrote about how awesome awesome people are.”
– Casey Klein
“Like everything in life, the fun has to come to an end a decade too early.”
– Conan O’Brien
“And while being famous is great, being famous without being correspondingly...”
– Michael Ian Black
July 2010
9 posts
“To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve...”
– Jack Handey
“What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?”
– A computer
“When you’re using drugs and doing robberies, it’s hard to...”
– Danny Trejo
“You can’t be walking around stupid and expect to be invited to parties.”
– David Letterman
“Why do you need more friends? What about me? You got enough friends. A new one...”
– Max
“Life is wasted on people.”
– Roger Greenberg
“The tastiest ice cream is the hardest to scoop.”
– Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“I think if a girl who liked ‘Party Down’ found out that her...”
– Lizzy Caplan
“May nothing occur.”
– Jules Leotard